JACKSON DUPAGNE :
This ginger ginger enjoys the sporadic walkin' joint and fair play. Armed with an adolescent innocence Jackson attacks life with vigor.
SUPER POWER : super simian punch
Det. Richard 'Dick' Stanworthy :
A man with a down home love of swearing and an outdated sense of justice. Voted Mr. Varicose at the National Nasal Conference 2007 & 2010.
SUPER POWER : congealing arteries
A pioneer of spirit and love. Of unknown age and origin. Mioko-san loves fireworks, Michael Jackson and America.
SUPER POWER : high libido, low standards
COLT BUCKSHOT :
Rabble rouser and pontificator, Colt fights the good fight with brains and irreverence. He enjoys old Asian women and tokes from the Shotbong.
SUPER POWER : grammar manipulation
Spiritual guru and pot dealer to our heroes DOUBLE BARREL, Pinball enjoys martial arts, yoga, juggling, board games and is an amateur herpetologist.
SUPER POWER : peace and love
Lo Hung :
A mystical monk with unending understanding and timeless philosophies and ... and... OK look, the guys a total perv. Maybe tops in the World, which should still impress you.
SUPER POWER : mysticism and perversion